Part 3 ppl is ready, next week will be the week I'm going to debate with the website http://www.threeworldwars.com/world-war-3/ww3.htm. They are wrong, I am right.  Come on ppal, stop blaming the next world war on bush and the middle east crap.  The war will start unpredictably, and every part of history will return. Renember any word spelt incorrectly is spelt that way for a reason.  If you dont get it, just instant message me.

Part 3

The Rückspringen of the Nazis

            Poor Portugal, trying to find their own religion.  Well the problem of finding a new religion was solved.  Some Portuguese man named Luther Martian decided to put of 59 things wrong with the church on the Catholic Cathedral in the Vatican.  He was burned at the stake a day later, but the Portuguese decided to declare their religion the Martians.   Also, having trouble with the Mafia version of Catholics, the Spanish decided to become Martians as well.  They see this as the perfect opportunity to get all the Hispanic countries in North and South America back.   The Spanish first invade the Mexicans first for three reasons.  Gold, Glory, and God.  The Spanish think that the Mexican Government is holding Aztec Gold, so they want to take over Mexico City and find it.  Also, if any Spanish General takes any part of Mexico over, he will gain glory from his country.  They also want to convert the Mexicans to Martianism.

            While this Martianism religion is starting, the Germans notice that their religion is very similar to Martianism.  The German president named Dik Tator decides to ally with the Portuguese and the Spanish to invade Italy.  Tator makes a group of teenagers to elderly to fight in this war and he calls them “The Rückspringen of the Nazis”.  

Before the war happened, the EU built their headquarters in Munich Germany.  The Germans then destroyed it leaving only the flag with black, yellow, and red stripes on it left.  Tator and the other rulers of their alliance name their organization the PIGS.  The Portuguese-Indian-German-Spanish alliance threatened the Italian and Brazilian alliance because the pig saying reminded them of the old saying “American Pigs”, so they named themselves “Las Personas de IB.

Okay people, the second part is here.  Enjoy it.  The other site is still being worked on, if you people want to write comments I dont really care.

Part 2

“You’re My Dam Colony Again”

            Italy is now an ally of Brazil due to the game of soccer, so Italy is the 3^rd main country to join the war by declaring war on India.  Brazil gives Italy some of their valuable resource in order for Italy to help out.  Italy then asks China to join the war to get rid of The People of India because communist countries hate other communist countries like USSR to China for an example.  But China does not join the war at this time.  They say that they’re to busy making shit and improving their economy.  Everyone knows that is not true.  They are just retarded or they’re wusses.  Wow, that fits perfectly.  Wuss.  China.  Fits very well.

Anyways, India is threatened by this alliance between Italy and Brazil.  It is his turn to roll the dice and pick his alliance.  O wait, this is real life, not the game risk.  They decide to ask Portugal to join this war against Brazil and Italy.

Portugal is having some religious problems with Italy lately.  The German pope just died around the age.  Umm.  He is too ancient to tell how old he died at.  Well, a new pope is elected.  An Italian pope is elected.  Yeah, the corruption is back in Venice, but this is a different Italian pope.  He is the Sicilian Mafia Godfather which brings Italy back all the Catholic Church’s power.  The Godfather wins the election by threatening the Cardinals if he didn’t win, he would hire hits on them.  Portugal on the other hand gets nothing like the old Orthodox people back in the Roman Ages.  Wow, almost as long ago as old the German pope was when he died.  Portugal is against this “Italy Mafia Power” thingy so they declare their religion a new division of Christianity.  What is that?  The 400th.  Anyway, Portugal declares war on Italy and Brazil and moves troops into Brazil.  They win the first invasion to Brazil and one of the Portuguese soldiers puts up a flag saying, “You’re my Dam colony Again”.

"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation."

Okay ppals, the story has a tempary xanga until a real website can be made.  I dont care if you read this crap.  I dont care if you insult it.  Im not changing it and I will update week To bad if you already read this part,  get over it.  And dont tell me grammer and spelling problems becuase I dont care and probably it was meant to be like that.  Im not subscrbing to anyone, but I dont care if you subscribe to me.  So if you have any questions email me or im me, but my answer will probably be on the lines of "i dont care".  O if you would like to tell me to put up a song i mite care, becuase I have no clue how to mess with music. And every end of the entry ill add some quote from "The Smartest Person of The World"

Okay now for the first part

Part 1

India Invades Brazil

            India has somehow won the past two World Cups.  Both years have Brazil and India in the finals, and India won both by one goal.  Now it was getting close to the 3^rd World Cup for India, or that’s what everyone thinks.  But everyone was wrong.

Brazil, being one of the most economical successful due to some rare valuable resource found in the rainforest, decides to go to donate to Pakistan a whole bunch of supplies.  The Pakistani-India War ended and started in 6 hours.  Pakistani Muslims invaded a certain part of India, but surprisingly Israel was having a secret alliance with India due to them liking the Indians hating Muslims.  Israel sends planes to attack the major city of Pakistan, and the Pakistani government surrendered.  That whole war only lasted 6 hours.  Indian then took over the eastern part of Pakistan and made the Muslims there suffer.  The Indians were mad because the Brazilian people were giving supplies to the people they want suffering. 

The Indian government was fine with it since they thought they would win the World Cup the upcoming summer.  The World Cup was hosted by India, so everyone in the world thought India was going to win.  The Indian team was undefeated that year, but one team could beat them.  Italy has beaten India every time, everyone thinks they are able to beat them because their Del Pierro is really good and he can defeat them, but he will not face Brazil because he married a Brazilian girl and will not play them, so Brazil can defeat the Italian but not the Indians.  Brazil and Italy come to the semifinals and have to face each other.  India thinks they have won this World Cup because Brazil beats Italy and the Indians will beat the Brazilians and does not have to worry about them facing Italy.  Italy has made a secret agreement with Brazil.  Brazil will not show up to the game as long as the Italian beat the crap out of the Indians.  The Brazilians do not show up to the game, and he Italians win by default.  Next was the semi-finals, and Del Pierro scores 6 goals against India.  With Del Pierro’s goals, the Italians win the game, and the Indians were shamed of their defeat because the Pakistanis laughed at then. 

The Indian government became really mad with Pakistan and Brazil, so they declared war on Brazil.  To win over their people, they became communist, built a Berlin Wall on Pakistan land, destroy all Gandhi Statues, and build a huge army.  With their huge army, they invaded Brazil on September 7^th.

First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they attack you,
and then you win.